Hey, the FFL's not all that great either. I had a neighbour who
was a former Legionnaire (Czech army before that), and man, he sure
as hell wasn't a shining example of mankind, I can tell you.
I was looking after kids who were in the welfare system at the
time, and rough, tough Legionnaire didn't like them. One day I
caught him throwing an apple over the back fence at one of my kids,
and enough was enough. I went charging up to him saying, "You wanna
pick on someone your own size?", and gave the fence a hard kick to
accentuate the point. Well, the fence had been attacked by termites
and collapsed when I kicked it.
Mr. Legion found himself toe-to-toe with me, and he turned pale and
ran into the house to call the cops. When the cops came, I told
them what happened. They went to his place to interview him, and
not only dropped the charges against me but charged him for having
a stolen "Stop" sign in his house. 
FFL? POOI! Can't even stand up to a Singaporean Commando. 