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Zang! Who is that, prowling across the steppes! It is Sardaukar,
hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty grunt, his
voice cometh:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I destroy all in my path like a
river of pure piranha!!!"
Who is that, running through the terrain! It is Lee Kuan Yew, hands
clutching gilded boxing gloves! He screams thunderously:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I destroy all in my path with
reckless abandon!!"
Zang! Who is that, skulking across the icy wasteland! It is Goh
Chok Tong, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a gutteral
bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to clobber you all the way to Hrafensfjardhareyri, and
plug you into a power plant!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting through the tarmac! It is
Vivian Balakrishnan, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He bellows
ominously:
"I'm going to torment you so hard, your screams will shatter
lightbulbs world-wide!!!"
Running over the icy wasteland, carrying an oversized scalpel,
cometh Lee Hsien Loong! And he gives a spectacular roar:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I tear into the enemy like a
four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
Rampaging amidst the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a thorned
whip, cometh Teo Chee Hean! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:
"I'm going to beat you until you are hot and bothered, and launch
you into deep space!"
Who is that, prowling out of the terrain! It is Ho Ching, hands
clutching a reflective halberd! And with a spectacular scream, her
voice cometh:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I hereby snap and go
berzerk!"
