Originally posted by Ristar:
a few
hours ago, i saw these 3 chao c***b**s.... i mean, ah lians, in the
mrt i was taking... 
Hayan
(I can't
help but think why.....)
they kpkb throughout the whole trip, then a lot of
action... it was so funny!! 
Hayan
(You
should have pressed the self-destruct.......err i mean the
emergency button of the train.)
talking about how good their skin is... the thing is, they
are so fugly even if their skin were perfect, i doubt anyone in the
right mind would wanna be their bfs.
Hayan
(Women
are sometimes vain. And i doubt they are in the right mind to look
for a bf either.
)
Hayan
in addition to talking very loudly as if they were
bargaining over a piece of meat in a noisy wet market, they claim
that they are highly educated and the person they are talking about
is nothing compared to them, so they shouldnt be wasting their time
on him/her. but the thing is, they still keep kpkb-ing about it.

Hayan
(You know
something? They are aunties already. And i can't believe you called
them ah lians. ah lians more younger.)
then the most extra ah lian (leader) keep kicking the air
as if she were demonstrating some kung fu called "stupidity"... so
hilarious. 
Hayan
(They
have watched too much kung fu movies already.)
im willing to bet that if they took a video of themselves
today, and watched it 10 years later, they'd believe in the
evolution theory that humans evolved from monkeys.
Hayan
(They are
practicing Singapore Idol 3)
f***ing lil monkeys.

Hayan
(A Star
Description)