If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work:

last SG · 2006-09-24T22:30:15+00:00

i think bbb should come here and take a look...

arcadegamestore SG

If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ...... AMEN!"

JennTS SG

lol, yea, someone from my church showed it to me while we were on a Thailand mission trip 2 years ago. Except I think the #1 excuse was slightly different. It was “In Jesus name I pray…Amen.”

Darkness_hacker99 SG

Lolx. I was expecting this when I read you title.

xiaodingdung SG

Laughing this is something i really need arh cos it is v useful Twisted Evil

dakkon_blackblade SG

Amen to that! Laughing

<Precious> SG

Laughing

monkeybusiness SG

i love no. 4 Laughing

alvin-ncs SG

Laughing

#$%^&* SG

Haa, reminds me when I got caught sleeping on the sofa.

Luckily never got caught sleeping on floor.

Gordonator SG

all these methods works provided u don't snore. Laughing

#$%^&* SG

I don't understand this one:

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"

What does it mean?

alvin-ncs SG

AGREE....

but i got 1 way to counter it....

boss...i am having a flu...

u hear wrongly... Cool

NewAge SG

Wonder if it works for school?

arcadegamestore SG

Haha you can try .. Smile

alvin-ncs SG

which 1? Laughing

I-like-flings(m) SG

"I was doing a highly specific 10 time a day prayer due to my fate in my Religion. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice siew jiao??"

Mr. Green

Phoebie SG

many times I sleep with my eyes open in class Laughing

oh ya when i'm working I do fell asleep with my eyes open during seminars sometimes also

the feeling not very good because the mind is falling asleep, yet the eye lids cannot close for fear of being discovered.. then struggle to open and close, then end up image infront of you is shaking.

missqi SG

no 1 sounds good.
Mr. Green

arcadegamestore SG

I will try number 6 !! Smile Drooling on the keyboard

FERRARIman SG

lol! blame the coffee machine is broken Laughing