Hi, does anyone has any funny/eventful journey on Singapore's
public buses? Share it here!!! Well here's mine: At around noon, i
took SMRT S67 from Choa Chu kang to Tampines(im a bus fanatic).
After a few stops, a "weird" man came on board. He acted very
strangely, moving his arms like monkey, doing squads, look up and
down. Almost everyone was staring at him. Then an auntie came on
board, stared and thought "what the hell did he do squads for?"
After he alighted, another funny thing happened a few stops ahead.
A group of aunties and uncles, began to alight, but there's one
particular auntie was talking on her handphone and she had problems
with the EZlink card. Then she said "dan ar dan hor", which means
wait in hokkien. To my amazement, she even took her time to take
out her EZlink card! Everyone on board had to wait exactly 1min
just for that auntie! Another funny event happened. An old lady
board the bus, however she also had problems with her card. After a
few tries(about 5-7 times), she gave up and sat down. The bus
captain used hand signal to ask her to tap again, but she ignored.
A few stops later, she alighted the bus, WITHOUT PAYING A SINGLE
CENT!!! 
WTF! Elderly people already have
discounts liao and still not enough ar? Thats all folks!