10 Signs You Are A Typical Malaysian.
1) When driving always try to go first, traffic light havent turn
green yet but you already horn like no tomorrow for cars to move
when its green. Driving on bus and taxi lane to be fast.
Only some people do that, even in Kuala
Lumpur. In other places, it's uber rare to find such cases. Malays
love doing it. (although i'm malay myself)
2) When got accident or anything going on by the road, all the
driver "ke po" will take few second or worst, stop car to see what
happen. Then cause all the traffic jam around, not cause of
accident but cause of drivers curiosity. But if got accident also,
need help to go hospital or anything, no one bothers to help.
this one very true. rubbish dumps love
doing this thing.
3) Always pretend rich by having good cars, great houses and big
business but at the back all is under loan and mortgage from bank.
Waiting to be pull back by bank. In another words, wanna look good
on outside yet inside is nothing.
Malays love this kinda thing. I mean the
between-average-and-poor Malays, that is.
4)Anything happened only know how to be blame people and you always
the right one. No one is correct and right except you.
This is what we call "ego". Minahs do
this.
5) Outside talk loud, can talk politic and talk bad everywhere
anytime. But when police come to catch you for ISA ( Internal
Security Act) or got any problem. First one to run and deny always
you.
Oh, this one, only UMNO members do. no
guts and balls.
6) At food stall on the roadside, people charge you 5 ringgit for
mee you say expensive and inreasonable price. When at shopping
complex , people charge you 15 ringgit for normal mee
worse than roadside stall, you say its nice and standard.
this one alsu true. always want branded
things one. fckers.
7) Bring girls out all you pay, when go out with family or guy's
friend..No money lar~
true~ but not me
Everyday wait money
drop from sky, massive betting on toto, magnum, damacai, jackpot,
football, basketball , golf...anything as long can earn fast money.
But when loan shark (Along) come.....no sight of you..
becoz malaysia's loan sharks noob
lor...
9) Professional big cannon (Ta Pao) , always talk big..... ( Thats
why every state the muzeum in front got 2 big cannon)
this one, minahs always do
also.
10) You dress normally, but wear genuine rolex but people say you
wear fake rolex. You wear nicely and look classy, but wear fake
rolex yet people say you are wearing real rolex.
true true~ but not me
