Written for those who are suffering under the 'Monday Blues
Spell' currently,
After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country
road and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his
kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly she
jerked away, got out of the car and walked home. That night she
wrote in her diary, "A girl's best friends are her own two
legs."
On their next date, Carl returned to the country road. As they were
necking, he slid his hand up Mary's skirt. Once again she pulled
away, got out of the car and walked home. That night she wrote in
her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best friends are her own two
legs."
On the third date, the pair returned to the country road. This time
Mary didn't get home until very late.
That night she wrote, "Dear diary: There comes a time when even the
best of friends must part."
