Originally posted by pinkyjoey:
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. -
Only once or twice in a week. If do too
many times, she'll get sick of it. Then... you can say goodbye to
your chances.
5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the
day. - Every second saying "I
love you" and nothing else is going to bore her. Another failing
attempt. 
8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice
is. - But if your voice is
really like sh!t, then forget about it. There are better things to
do to surprise her.
9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out
with. - Of course la. If you
dare to pick another one, she might just kick your
nuts.
16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night
. . . just because you missed her. - Not applicable in Singapore. HDB so high how to
throw? Got private house then say la. Rich
zai!
18. Carve your names into a tree. - Again not applicable in Singapore. You think all the
trees are yours izzit? The government will have you tried for
vandalism. 
19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. - Depends on some girls la. If you kiss her when she's
mad at you, she might just slap you.
Haha.. from a gal's point of view, all these definitely work.... So
guys out there, faster pick up these tips, make ur gal smiles for
her day... 
*Correction* Some gal's point of view, though rational in her
opinion, are not very applicable. Sad to say... guys out there in
Sink-a-pore, just tell your girlfriend you love her and strive hard
to get a stable career. That way, she'll stick with you if she
really loves you. No job, no girl.
