Good. COH (Chief of Heterosexuals) has only just tasked me to
set up a provisional task force to deal with the butch "problem".
Force will be at platoon level, comprising of 03 X Enforcement
sections of 07 X heterosexual males each with REDCON 1 status, and
01 X Conversion section. Role of conversion section will be to
convert the sexuality of captured enemy by any means possible.
Strength of conversion section is classified SECRET, and will be
initially deployed in our girl's schools to stem the increase of
enemy strength.
Okay cut the crap...some butches out there really act as if the
world owes them, they got screwed over, blah blah blah...but most
of them are just damn insecure. I seen before my butch manager cry
like phuck cuz her gf wanna break up. Threaten suicide lah, all
that.
No wonder most lesbians have dogs.