MURPHY'S LAWS
If anything can go wrong, it will
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one
that will cause the most
damage will be the one to go wrong
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which
something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way,
unprepared for, will promptly develop
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Things get worse under pressure
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Everything takes longer than you think
Every solution breeds new problems
If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most
important one last
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need
it
If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it
up
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will
work perfectly
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of
incompetence, and then remains there
If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get
it
Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will
