"What can I get you guys?"
The white man asks for a gin and tonic, and the bartender makes it
up, and gives it to the man upon payment.
The black man asks for a rum and coke, and the bartender makes it
up, and gives it to the man upon payment.
The pedophile starts to order, then the bartender interrupts, "Hey,
I've seen you from the news. You're the missing pedophile that all
the cops are looking for!" He quickly tackles the pedophile, as the
white man calls the cops to alert them as to the situation.
As the cops leave the station, they thank the bartender for helping
them, and the bartender nods his head politely. The black man says,
"Well, that was sure interes-"
Suddenly, a gigantic meteor strikes Earth, killing all life
instantly.
