StarPuppy SG IT pics: ---------------------------------------------------------- IT jokes: "How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?" Customer: "How much do Windows cost?" Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100." Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?" Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?" Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's minus twenty outside..." "I try to avoid using Microsoft. That's why I use MS-DOS." Tech Support: "How can I help you?" Customer: "Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not." Tech Support: "What program is it?" Customer: "It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'." Tech Support: "What's wrong with it?" Customer: "Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows." "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
MosPyramid SG Not wrong lar.. is like something very alarming to the world.. Anyway compare windows with solaris, unix, linux, mactintosh and etc. Windows like have more errors
dakkon_blackblade SG Well, there’s a single-panel comic that appears on the Sunday Times. It’s called The Fifth Wave and the illustrator is Richard Tennant. The jokes are always IT-related. It’s quite funny. You can try searching for it.
meltz SG HR Director: Can you reset my Voice mail password, I dont remember it? Helpdesk: Sure, what password do you want? HR Director: The same one as before. Helpdesk: WTF? --------------------------- A customer couldn't get on the internet. Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. ----------------------------- Client: My email isn't working! When I try to send mail, a box pops up asking for a username and password! Helpdesk: Try entering your username and password. Client: Hey, it works now! Thanks!
