i read this in TNP.
a girl in mini-skirt was waiting for the bus. it came and she
lifted her legs to try to board the bus. as her skirt was too tight
she couldnt do it without exposing herself. so she unzipped her
skirt to loosen it and try again. again unsuccessful.
she did it three times, again to no avail. everyone is now looking
at her.
then a man behind held on to her waist and gave her a lift.
she shouted, "i dont even know you. how can you touch my
body?"
the man replied, "i thought we were already friends when you zipped
and unzipped my pants 3 times!!!"
