from http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=1380
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by Nyonya Kway
Geylang-based Hoot U, a tertiary institution for ah bengs, ah lians
and samsengs, says that it wants to send some of its students on
scholarship to undergo Malaysias newly-introduced national service
programme.
Said Hoot U Dean Prof. Lai Piah Chwee, Hwah, Malaysias NS is si
beh tok kong eh. Their first few weeks of BMT oreddy got people
hooting each other, molesting, extorting money and overdosing on
drugs!
In comparison, said Prof. Lai, Singapores NS recruits were neng
kway chuah (weak like paper)!
According to the Star, the following incidents have occurred to
date:
- March 28: Groups clash in Kuala Berang camp
- March 28/29: Two beaten up by 14 others for alleged handphone
theft in Dungun camp
- March 29: 'Seniors' beat up trainee in extortion bid at UiTM Seri
Iskandar campus
- March 30: Girl found dead with drug paraphernalia on USM campus,
Penang
- March 31: Staff member transferred after alleged molest in Sri
Impian camp, Penang
There are apparently also reports of rioting and alleged extortion,
claims of sexual harassment and even a sighting of ghosts at a camp
in Negeri Sembilan that caused mass hysteria, which resulted in
twenty trainees being hospitalised and a bomoh being summoned to
exorcise the camp.
Malaysias NS programme very clear, said Prof. Lai. When they
cho kwee, they acherly got real kwee!
Prof. Lai said that the various incidents were totally in sync with
Hoot Us curriculum and that his scholars were raring to go.
Said second year student Quah See Mee, Singapore NS nowsaday all
very senang. The bunk all swee-swee, very welfare. In Malaysia,
hwah, they no training oreddy hoot people upside down. Later got
training, they sure overtake us!
Freshman student Anne Chua Kiam Pah said that she thought the
Malaysian NS experience was very value added.
Go Malaysia, not only can you get powderful ah beng training, she
explained. Can also stock up on pirated DVDs. Its damn pow ka
leow, one!
The Malaysian Government is now considering Hoot Us proposal for
an exchange scholarship. Said Malaysian Government spokesman Datuk
Pukul bin Hantam, I think maybe we can allow Singaporeans to join
us. They wont really use up any resources anyway, because we are
informed that all Singaporeans are able to drink their own
pee.
