Breaking news!
Singaporean douche a-douche was gangraped last night in Geylang
Lor. 41 by a group of bangladeshi workers. The singer, who is
popular amongst the local homosexual community, was found dead by a
Mr Javin Singh, who was on his way home from work.
Said Mr Singh: "I just came out of the brothel, when i stepped on
something soft. I looked down, and saw this ah quah (homosexual) lying on the
floor."
Police have arrested 19 suspects, three identified as Mohammed
Abdul Ghani Scumbag Wong Muddy Shit Son of Hamid, 19, Dick Red Wong
Reggie Neow Neow, 20, and Sivalingam Suresh, 21. The rest were
illegal immigrants from Bangladesh.
The singer's autopsy revealed large traces of semen in the anal
cavity.
Said Dr Robert Tan: "The abrasions found on the wall of the anus
showed that a-do died from the rape. He was, as you say, rogered to
death."
A poll by 8days from its readers shows that out of all those
surveyed, 57% did not know who he was, 42.56% did not care, and
only 0.44% actually gave a flying fuck. (It is to be noted that
those that cared were interviewed along Changi Village and Desker
Road.)
We can only hope that a-do will be seen warmly to hell, as he
deserves, that bastard.
