jam on a bread SG “You play (insert any game here) ar?” when she was looking at my comp screen knowing well im on msn .“
fugue in C minor SG I've got order pineapple rice without pineapple before because I don't like pineapple but I like the the way they cooked the rice in the pineapple rice.
Agenda SG best topic in ages, I couldn't stop laughing when I call my friend, he will ask I at home anot
bounce34 SG haha order chicken rice without chicken ? as in jus the rice, how u all would say or order ? hey uncle " i want chicken rice the rice, no chicken, no soup, just rice " lol
gd4u SG Nono, the lawnmower accidentally move past ur hair while u were lying on the grass ... (tt's the usually answer i gave) Anyway, my father always eat prawn noodle without prawn cos he got high cholestrol ... then the prawn always give me ...zz And my cousin always eat the cereal of the cereal prawn only ... so the food part is not werid .... the most stupid thing ... "eh u watching TV ar?" (when u are siting right infront of the tv with ur eyes open ... )
Gordonator SG boyfriend: "what do u want to eat?" girlfriend: "anything loh." boyfriend: " laksa?" girlfriend: "too spicy." boyfriend: "porridge?" girlfriend: "too plain" boyfriend: "chicken rice?" girlfriend: "don't like chicken." boyfriend: "then what do u want to eat!?" girlfriend: "anything loh."
105090 SG my mom went to ICA building extend passport for my brother at counter, ICA woman ask my mom: ""May i ask, is this person (owner of the passport) now in Singapore?""
sand king SG i am alergic to shell fish so when i order my prawn mee i say: antie ar... nor koh prawn mee no prawn...
field SG people think of you when they’re lonely, then they feel contented that they are actually alone
rikki SG some people speaks poor english to a certain funny extant also. Like i call someone , and he replies. "eh you call me ah?" Anyone encountered that before ? =P
d3rF SG There was once, I went downtown to get something done.. then visit the loo in the meantime... I was standing at the urinal and a fella from the back said.. "Hey d3rF!!!.. Long time no see, man.. what are you doing here?".. (This really happened.. ) WTF!!!... Pissing lah!!!!!... Dumbf.uCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha...
