Originally posted by ^tamago^:
[b]How Many Forum Members Does it Take to Change a Light
Bulb?
- 1 to change the light bulb then post about it
- 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could've been changed differently
- 1 to move it to the Lighting folder
- 2 to argue and then move it to the Electrical folder
- 7 to point out grammar/spelling errors in post about changing
light bulbs
- 5 to flame the spell checkers
- 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
- 6 to argue whether it's a light bulb or lightbulb
- 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper tern
is Lamp
- 15 know it all who claim they were in the industry, and that
"light bulb is perfectly correct
- 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take the discussion to the lightbulb forum
- 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this
forum
- 36 to discuss the dangers of changing light bulbs without a
professional opinion
- 5 to post a disclaimer that they are not light bulb experts, nor
do they play one on TV and that anyone planning on changing their
own light bulb should consult a professional
- 7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs
- 4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then to post
the correct URLs
- 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
- 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add, "Me too."
- 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
- 4 to say, "Didn't we go through this already a short time
ago?"
- 13 to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs."
- 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
and start it all over again
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