#10 - You look like a chiobu I knew last night at geylang
supper.
#9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
#8 - If you are a virgin, I'd pick you first.
#7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama.
#6 - Eeee gross! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
#5 - Hey babe, wanna go for a ride?
#4 - So... is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight?
#3 - Har..? you'll do?
#2 - Wow! Are those real? They look just as big as Ann Poe's.
And the #1 worst opening line of all time:
"Geee, for a 'fleshy' chiobu like you, you sure don't sweat
much.
