A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
A backward poet writes inverse.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat
minor.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully
recovered.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium
at large.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought
she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of
defeat.
