'Ladies and gentlemen: we got him!'

BAGHDAD, Iraq, Dec. 14 (UPI) -- U.S. forces captured Saddam Hussein
without firing a shot after learning he was hiding at a farm house
near Tikrit, Iraq, officials said.
Gen. Ricardo Sanchez said members of the Fourth Infantry Division
found Saddam hiding in a "spider hole" about six to eight feet
deep. Troops also recovered various small arms, a taxicab nearby
and $750,000 in cash, just south of Tikrit.
There were no injuries, and Sanchez described Saddam as "talkative
and cooperative."
The news conference was attended by members of Iraqi Governing
Council and Coalition Administrator Paul Bremer.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him," declared an exultant Bremer as
he began a Baghdad news conference announcing the capture of the
notorious Ace of Spades, as Saddam was known on the deck of cards
that showed the Iraqi fugitives most wanted by coalition
forces.
Iraqis and Americans broke out in applause and cheers at the news
of his capture. Outside the building, celebratory gunfire filled
the air, said United Press International's Beth Potter.
"This is a great day in Iraq's history," Bremer said. "For decades
hundreds of thousands of Iraqis have suffered at the hands of this
cruel man. For decades he has threatened and attacked your
neighbors. Those days are over forever. Now is the time to look to
a future of hope and reconciliation. Iraq's future has never been
more full of hope. The tyrant is history. The economy is
growing."
Hope they'll get osama next, with his
pants down!