Typical Men Changes Before/After ?

last SG · 2006-06-08T18:05:42+00:00

but then don't be too hard to get until you lose someone.

snobbish SG

During a conversation with a pal the other day, we were discussing how guys treat a gal when they have not won her yet, and during the relationship

Before

Gal:''I want to eat Geylang's hor fun''
Guy:''Ok Ok, precious i go get for you now''

After

Gal:''I want to eat Geylang's hor fun''
Guy:''You crazy ah? Ask me go so far get some stupid hor fun?''

Before

Gal:''I am not feeling well dear..''
Guy:''Oh no, must see doc immediately ok, i bring u go.''

After

Gal:''I am not feeling well dear..''

Guy:''You tell me for what? I also not a doctor!''

Before

Gal:''I think i have put on weight''
Guy:'' No, you will always be slim and beautiful 2 me''

After

Gal:''I think i have put on weight''
Guy:'' Ya,everyday eat eat eat like pig, of course lah!''

Before

Gal:''Why is your ex's photo still around??''
Guy: ''Oh sorry, forgot to throw''

After

Gal:''Why is your ex's photo still around??''
Guy: ''Ai yoh, can't i have some privacy?''

Before: (Very Very Common)

Gal: ''Lets go sentosa then see movie then shopping''
Guy:'' Ok! I go change now''

After:

Gal:''Let's go sentosa then see movie then shopping''
Guy: '' Tired lah, we stay home watch VCD lah ok''

Before

Gal: ''You going out with who?''
Guy:'' Simon and the guys''

After

Gal:''You going out with who?''
Guy:''I tell you you also dun know mah''
Before

Gal:''My bag so heavy''
Guy:'' I carry for you sweetie''

After

Gal:''My bag so heavy''
Guy:'' Carry it yourself, I not going 2 spoil you''

Before

Gal:''What you doing''
Guy:'' Thinking of you''

After

Gal:''What you doing''
Guy:'' Why everything you must know??'

Before

Gal:''I had a bad day at work''
Guy:" Poor gal. Come i sayang. What happened? Who bully U?''

After

Gal:''I had a bad day at work''
Guy:''Aiya,work is like that one mah.Everything must learn to endure.So weak''

Before

Gal: ''I bought a new dress''
Guy: '' How it looks like?''

After

Gal:''I bought a new dress''
Guy:'' Your money mah not mine,buy then buy loh''

snobbish SG

Edited

GHoST_18 SG

so true...

Laughing

snobbish SG

Some are real life experiences Confused Mad Laughing

stellazio SG

Embarassed

snobbish SG

Edited

killstyle SG

i am not like that snobbish./ would you care to try

stellazio SG

Before:

Guy: Whats for dinner tonight?
Girl: Rice and vege loh
Guy: Oh wonderful, everything u cook is a delicacy.

After:

Guy: Whats for dinner tonight?
Girl: Rice and vege loh
Guy: Knn, everyday eat same thing buay sian ar? Laughing

snobbish SG

Laughing True

snobbish SG

Edited

snobbish SG

Laughing

Pitot SG

Before: honey i love u. Embarassed

after some time: Dear i love you.

after marriage: "name" i love you.

after first child: I love u n her/him.

After a long marriage: Boy.. can u believe it or not! This one is ur mother ah!! Rolling Eyes

KenPlus SG

girls also change bf and after

toyota-corolla SG

haha bravo! more more Laughing

dragg SG

it gets worse after marriage.

it gets worser when the man dont love the woman anymore.

Mr. Green

shrekho SG

Haha!!!

Before

Gal: Dear I want that nice nice Apple Ipod
Guy: Ok, I scrimp and save for it!

After

Gal: Dear the Ipod Nano looks damn cool leh!
Guy: Orh.

That's how I behave now.... Cos.. i really spoiled her. What ever that looks good, i just say orh.... If she says she wants it, I ask her save money for rainy day, or go work hard buy your self.

HaHa..

DailyFreeGames.com SG

I also spoilt my gf... She always in debts (usually in few thousands/year) and I paid for her. End up instead of 1 broke person, becomes 2 broke person. lol. Funny thing is after I paid up all her credit card debts, a few months later she be in debts again. Now I am not going to pay for her, but every so often she acts ke lian and I lan lan coz I see her like that my heart also pain, then every month give her a few hundred to get by. The thing is, she only my gf I already have to yang her, damn tulan but I cannot show my tulan face because then 1 person tulan becomes 2 person tulan. I know people can easily say, dump her lor, but if I say that, she will want to go commit suicide again, and personally i want to help solve her problems because not doing so is quite selfish, its like stand beside the lake and see her down to death. *sigh* Sorry i need to get it off my chest.

kopiosatu SG

most of the "before"s i see here become the "after"s is because the guy didn't make any stand in the beginning.

yeah sure you're chasing the girl and buying her stuff. but are you going to do it in the long run? then what? the girl is disappointed you're not like you were before. if you're not a before person, then don't be.

Wanda SG

Lessons from this:

Don't expect too much during the "before" period, then won't be too disappointed when it's the "after".

Don't only pay attention to guys who behave like "everything you say also can, darling" during the "before" period. Look at those undiscovered gems who may not know how to sweet-talk and please you during courtship, and you may be pleasantly surprised during the "after" period.

Razz

Wanda SG

How about this version of "After":

Guy: whats for dinner tonight?
Girl: Eh...why don't you go buy dinner yourself, I'm busy shopping/playing mahjong, etc.

Laughing