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only decent sentences, expunge the bad words, ya not me! Bad words
are my trademark
lol, back to my SEX skool years! Oops
its
SEC.
Go ahead, laugh ur ass off, ur meant to feel this way. Its sort of
a type o stimulant, to trigger off laughter.
The resurrection of lord nukie, yep, LORD NUCLEAR LIVES! With A
bigger fist and a more worthy opponent to wager on?
If Im cut, why not bleed!
Back by popular demand and to satisfy the crave of you insatiable
metalheads
.im having a delusion of grandeur
The prospects of being Aoffice cleaner
cleaning sup, lol Im
concern bout my mams cleaning career
My papa used to drive SBS bus, I think its service 30 all the way
from bedok to boon lay, these days, Malaysian filled in the various
ranks of the bus captain
used to call bus driver but a lot of
passengers complained a lot, they swap it to a more prestige name,
the bus captain
..lol, I only heard of captain of the ship not the
former addressing. What ta f
is a bus captain?
Some passenger even complain bout the speed. Hey, before u used
yer letter writing skills, use ur brain
SBS buses got a speed limiter affixed to the engine or whatsoever
(Im not a mechanical engineer)
Max speed bout 60 km per hr, thats the reason why they keep to
the left, not to become a road hog
those driving on highway, I
think ya know lah!
U got paid much more if ya drive a long route service instead of
those feeder services, basic I think is 1300, same as an Olevel
cisco auxillary guard, those carrying guns
without the guns, their
pay dwindles, 600 basic pay
..lol how to feed a family? But our
malay counterparts could feed an entire bunch of kids, li hiay
liao, nobody can beat them.
Damn, my hunyui pinyin suck, too long never use already.
Im educated in a neighborhood skool and I dun act cool.
What sort of cars u guys driving? I know Hyundai series very
popular leh.
mer say dess too expensive but some loaded sporean could afford
leh, maybe the cars they owned, their only glory, their dreams,
THEIR LIFE. Heh why make a big fuss over the type of car u drove,
as long as it could carry ur loved ones from north to south, east
to west, thats good enough! Even second handed vehicles could do
the job well, very well. I dun even own a car, but I think Im
satisfied with my kah cept for the scar on my kah. It rhymes
right?
Maybe Im the next eminem, a motley of words in a flying color
manner. Busta rhymes
gangster rap, but I prefer R&B, rhythm
and blues
I dun know what those Or lang rapping about!
Some malay female singer in Malaysia
..aiya, just call them diva,
they r so desperate to be a diva so I chen quan them(fulfill them
in man-der-rin) named her newborn, mariah
. Very funny, I got a
feeling of déjà vu, sounds very familiar
but never mind, since it
aint my business and Im not down with any sickness.
in secondary two, I used to get bullied by gals of the same age but
bigger size at that time lah! Im really short! Reminds me of
neapolean! Those ah lian made fun of me in front of the whole
school, I got humiliated but aint giving up yet! I very kuai, very
quiet one leh
what sorta of skool is pasir ris sec? Lousy, thumbs-down.
Now those gals kiss my d
!
If I could start A band, Ill be far and much better than those u
saw on tv shows
lucify, laugh my ass off
what a weird name!
For me it will be a reality concert, why so?
Full of powerful words and raw antics but I dun think Im the best,
yi sun hai you yi sun gao! Theres always A higher mountain for u
to surmount since Im mounting a speaker in my house without a
mouse. Dont make sense right? Yep its meant to be this way, my
purpose.
Purple see purple sah, purple see go sah!
I love cycling at night, bedok reservoir, 3am to 4am daily
..nah,
I got tired easily nowadays (must be my physical exerting job,
warehouse assist leh
what do ya expect!) carry a lot one, that
explain my big size..
The best affordable, durable bicycle
is gotta be kona, cheap or
maybe pocket-friendly, well-equipped parts,
U should try those giant shop in the corner at white sand or the
near the entrance of the safari park at eastpoint
.
Retrospect:
I used to go to Say Oon trading (bike shop in blk 800 area, the
only one
.near to the 4d betting counter) to ask for second handed,
not really much of a trash but I could improvised and salvaged a
few so called junkie parts
brought them home and assembled on my
lao ya bicycle(I cant even afford a Taiwan bike at that time). But
I learned sumthing from it, I could assemble or dismantle the
entire bike in bout 30mins
fastest than most riders but much
slower than our say oon uncle, hes a pro!
One incident, I got a bit tipsy from alcohol intoxication, then I
went riding at reservoir late at night
guess what! I crashed into
the water, and most fortunately, I cheated DEATH! That part not
really that deep, near to the floodgates where the water go into
and get purified!
If the authorities allow 4 wheels vehicle to be driven on sand, we
got our own rally, yue yea sai cher, lol
Heh, thats will chased away a lot of love birds
but on the other
hand, stimulate much more attentions, spectators will come, thats
really sumthing to do on a very boring Singaporean night!
Harder for you to jog, easy for u to drive on the sand.
Got a lot of china comrades all the way from that biggest continent
in asia, largest population in the world.
Zhong guo ren, andy lau sung one lah!
They dont know English leh, cant understand what Im trying to
say, but haf no fear, I know mandarin
. But my skill deteriorates a
lot ever since I left skool.
I went cycling, what a nice scenery with fresh air abundant, how
tranquillize!
But the floor a bit slippery, fell down quite a lot due to my
impulsiveness and impromptu braking
lin see sah cher, man! ya
should haf saw how I fell. My upper body too heavy already, always
feel like falling off from the front, lol and thats really how it
happened, one late night
Who need a so-called recruit exp to get me a job, I got it my own
way!
Who need an adecco agent to hook me up to a perm or maybe a temp!
piss off.
If I shit, Ill clean my own butt, grounding a cigarettes
butt
Oops I dun smoke, cant afford lol
I think Im saving up for a marriage with full of courage!
Who gotta plasma at home? Wah very rich, I got a 21 inch, my friend
got a 14 inch
.wat the hell are you thinking of? Im
mean
..television
. watching telebrities (malay variety show,
very popular in Malaysia, got a fat ah cek hosting the show, hes
full of crap, just like me
. one moment hitting the drum, one
moment slinging a guitar on his shoulder, very cute!)
My sis used to laugh at my English( shes gotta a better command,
my bro-in-law got a much stronger base, hes a orang china but
cant speak Chinese, hes from a English educated family) he
learned Chinese from us (yee ge hao ren), I learned English from my
arse
hey, it rhymes
My mum working in citibank, nay, not those western formal
suit-donning executives, phao and pan an kopi auntie one
make
coffee and serve
I used to be an office attendant too , doing all
the odd jobs during my skool days, fax-simile, shredding, repairing
broken down lights, refilled the ink cartridges, loading white
sheets of paper
. Why me? Nobody could did it better than me. And
besides
.. thats my fen nei de gong chuo
my duty which I think I
will up-hold with my fullest ability
. The best I could
lah
..
When I was working in this bus 72 ang mo kio industrial estate two
or one(I forgot!) avenue 5 near seagate
This post
production operator, what a low-life lousy job) ZEN
cant name it here due to privacy,
I dont infringe,
Got involved in a fight with a siao ren, damned him
what low-life
loser, he dared to sneeze on my face, cant even have the manner to
cover his mouth. Then he got his buddy to support, yep 2 versus
one, he live in whampoa area, I walloped him repeatedly right on
the face, he gota bit dizzy, in the end he gave up
too many ppl
watching none willing to help
..showed our locals are
selfish
whos not?
Not again! Whats for dinner, yong tau hu courtesy of my mam
hated
those stuff especially the tau pok
why? Water retention, siow ah
when u bite, lots of soup came out
wah lots of chui
Tau pok Bloated with water not maggots lah
.still fresh yet!
Im rapping nonsensically
Kirchoff voltage law,
got from my electro books by prentice hall,
cant understood a single shit from it all,
top the cohorts and win em all
From the sentence, I derived this, the path with most resistances
test all of our strength!
Why do you want to be a Disc jockey?
So maybe one day u can really drive a lorry
With glory and dont worry
U cant push me like a trolley
Worked in this NTUC fairprice before as a retail assistant
why
everything about me is assistant huh?
Or maybe I need a resistant, at this instant, you cant stop me
from being insistent
.without a distant!
This is generic, I aint an Eminem, but in an instant, I turned
into a rich substances
What ta f
.?
Pasir ris sec my moo shiao
See me lan jiao with hair full of gel and bu yao chee chiao,(dont
be choosy!) I dont suck lan jiao in my shue shiao!
Holy shit! Im A GOD!
So u think ya know hokkien better than me, Im not talking bout
tolkien in the lord of ring
But my senseless ranting in the late evening and since my dining
lightings aint working. Im the joe the king cant afford a
wedding ring n my phone rings
Finishing to answer the urgent rings.
Full steam ah-hate(ahead), choot, choot
)
If ya wanna swing let me do my thing and everybody jam with
me,
Everybody groove yer body
Mindless REPeATING words just like those clubbing music
I love eating wan tun mee, slurp!
Tampines area got sell those 1 dollars chicky rice, ah koh! I think
my pap ate too much already
he got a nice tummy hanging over his
belt
Subway serve quite a list o healthy food, those yummy toasted
gigantic sandwich with lots of veggie
Im a kan chiong person, I need a couple of doses of retalin to
emasculate the baby in me since I behaved like kurt cobain taking
cocaine, a walking contradict to quench my addictions
calls..
Im not really a kan chee
kranji war memorial, I very the kan chee
(thankful)
Ah lalala long
ah lalalala long
. Ah lalalal long long lee
long long long,
push it push it some more and if she cry eh
..im
gonna do the push it push it some more
stunned 2 roaches in one hit(one stone 2 birds), a perfect aim
left
their overturn carcasses on the ground, later for my mum to carry
out a interrogation and to extract a
. from them.
Fill in the blanks
I need aid
Yi shi er niao, bu shi wo de niao
Hmmm
.wat sort of job Im suitable, outta the world
U want ur kids to be independent, throw him or her outta of the
house at the age of 16 years old just like what those American
do
they gotta work their ass off alone not receiving any aid from
anybody..
My bro-in-law, a runaway kid, hes from penang
he got chased outta
house at the age of 17, hes mother dont like him, they treated
him like a mistake, they both made in earlier years, he grew up
with his ah mah (granny not grammy!)
Now he got his own career, his rank a second mate in a major
telecable repairing or overhaul company
is it singtel huh? I dont
really know leh, my bro-in law seldom mention his job
but I think
it a tough one to go onboard and sailed around the Indian
ocean
.tamil tiger pirates armed with guns
he got to see the entire fleet of the US army too, those destroyer,
cruises, frigates, spore I think they invested on fast or light
moving craft instead of those heavier one
. We dont have aircraft
carrier or such
I think I gotta book on warships
.hmmm I think I need to refer
.a
german battleship cruiser scharnhorst
.whatever lah.dunno how to
pronoun lah
I think he enrolled himself in this Singapore polytechnic course(he
got no choice lah!) nautical studies, my sister in maritime
transportation
. Got full of weird foreigners, black foreigner from
Africa, threatened to use VOODOO on him, sort of a way of
back-stabbing onboard the ship but since he did nothing wrong(qui
sing shi), he shouldnt be afraid
Just like us
.
I really hope its us, or ya planning another back-stabbing?
Office politics, students being retrenched, what else! Life
sucks
only the strongest survive real world
Maybe Im going to be a monk, human are sinful
.heh me too, Im no
better than most of ya!
Im not the holier than thou type.
But I think Singaporean including me lah
very bo chee one! Why?
Nah I cant go onboard the ship, imagine those gigantic waves
beating mercilessly
.. a 200metres container ship looked as if its
a small toy boat out in the ocean
very frightening. Not to mention
those pirates with guns ..
Not to insult but I think our coast guard lead quite a peaceful
life in singapore waters
navy I dunno, dont want to insult our
royal fleets but I think if ya want to be a real man with speeds
and guts , go onboard the ship, commercial fleets those cruise ship
ya saw on tv, oil tanker ship, container, even docking the ship
requires some knowledge, not like playing simulation games. U dun
got killed for real!
If Im not wrong, this sgforums are full of IT experts
at least
they worked in a safe environment
good for ya, u dont get tamil
tiger chasing you around
But I think physically u will lose out lah
Saw this advertisement on lashing workers in PSA, thats a hardwork
with grim prospect
And besides all the bad words will come out, but those laborers are
big in size, working in a hostile world
.
In Gym, u build yer muscle at ur own speed, own sweet time
as long
as u enjoy the workout not to inflict any injuries. U can go home
everyday.. at least
But working onboard the ship(especially those container, u do
lashing) u need to be fast and very fit, u cant do it in ur own
sweet time, otherwise u got kao peh by ur immediate sup, its not
really a job for a female, stay on shores girls
.i dont think
even our males could bear this title, we are all MAMA BOY
what
..lol, chicken essence for ya, darling son,
daughter
Pretty up ur face with powders dont exhaust ur credit card too
much, afraid u cant pay those future bills then u go geylang and
earning more cash
..cold hard cash
this, not a joke!
U lifted dumb-bell, I lifted rice bag(10 kg at first) those US
MARINES trained with 25 kg sandbags and massive timber trunks
woah
in this way they got nourished by the jungle essences
. So
what if ya work out in gym! Its a man-made comfortable aircon some
more
. Wah very siang sow ah
Now ya know why the marines got paid a lot
Its really the blood, the sweat, the tears..believe me real man,
cries thoroughly, cry like a man not a wimp!
I bee guan shew nian for a long time liao, its time to unleashed my
wrath
too much wu sia siao shou aint good for health
Air-force guys here, yeah over here
If Im not wrong, jet fighter especially those landing on aircraft
carrier got an arrestor hook to engage , they need to switch off(I
dunno) their engine completely? at airborn at a appropriate time
before touch down on the carrier
They rely on the flaps to guide its safelanding
whats a belly
landing? Or ya go fishing!
Heat seeking missile, self-explanatory
seeks the heat emitting
from the jet engine and rammed itself into the jet , (I
dontknow)
Radar homing missile, radar guided
.
Stealth fighter f111, slow but could evade radar-detection, maybe a
slight signal on the radar(I dun know, drop out from my
telecommunication, years ago) cost a lot too
..billions
