Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the
elbows or knees.
Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible.
Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male
attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission
medium. For couples who dont like each other much any more.
Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use
their arms or legs.
Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A
Special Way style - The only position in this list you wont be
embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five.
Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor.
Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then
simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in
mid-air.
Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at
opposite ends of the living room couch.
Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position.
Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep.
Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make
each other look attractive.
Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete
surprise.
Osama Bin Ladens position - If you know this position, please
contact the FBI for your $25 million reward.
Bank style - Screw the customers.
Missionary position - Each partner kneels and prays.
Stealth style - Hide in a box, sneak around a corner, just as
long as she doesn't see you coming.
Matrix Style - - th partners put on sunglasses, and dress in black.
They then fly around the room and run on walls in slow
motion.
Marathon Style - A 3 day event featuring such events as the
23-Second-Dash, the 'Backseat-of-the-car' Relay and the Condom
Toss
Under the Bed Style - Just as fun as on top of the bed!
"Lets Get it On" Style - One partner continously sings "Lets Get It
On" by Marvin Gaye
Praying Mantis Style - When you're done somebody gets
eaten...
Lazy Susan Style (Advanced) - Intercourse while spinning at high
speed
Carnival Style - You must be this tall to ride.
Yoda Style - The mind trick must you use, if nookie you want
Ninja Style - I go in, I go out, you never know I was there.
Alaskan Style - Actually not a lot of style here, just lots of guys
with blue ballz
Discovery Channel Style - Do it with the Croc Hunter filming
you
Jedi Knight Style - Put on a glow in the dark condom. Breathe
very heavily and insist your partner joins the dark side. If
partner refuses then the lightsaber fight starts.
Magician Style - Propose this to a girl (or guy) and when she asks
"How is that?", you say "we have sex and then you disappear."
