Foot Stuck In Butt
I kicked this guy in the butt after school because I was mad and my
foot got stuck what am I going to do help me
Lisa Paulubeski
Jo's Advice
Dear Lisa,
Your lack of punctuation indicates the urgent nature of your
problem.
It must be pretty hard sitting at a computer while that guy has to
stand there, right next to you, with your foot up his bum.
Has he complained at all? Has he noticed?
I think that secretly you want to marry this guy, and that's why
you kicked him.
You should propose to him. Just say "I've already got my foot in
your ring. That's as good as the engagement thing, so let's make a
booking for a church."
This will do one of two things. Either you'll both hobble along to
the church, make the booking, and live happily ever after, or,
he'll get so scared he'll run a million miles, and your foot will
be free.
Good luck.