found in gundams.net by the user name falcon
Little SEED: How a Gundam thinks, what a Gundam does.
Kira: Once upon a time, on a monday night -
Lacus: Actually it was a tuesday morning -
Kira: No, it was a monday night, I remember exactly -
Lacus: Don't you think a person knows when they got shot at?
Kira: ....okay it was monday or tuesday, anyways, while I was
sleeping
Lacus: No, you were playing you were on the internet...
Kira: ....how did you know, I thought you were sleeping..
Lacus: ...actually the day after I checked our IP logs, you were on
www.playboy-
Kira: ANYWAYS....ahem ahem, some ZAFT commando team came up
attacking us
Lacus: ...and Kira "accidently" ripped by best night gown...
Kira: hey we were being attacked, you were too slow...
Freedom: OMG, will you both just shut up!?!?!? some of us are
trying to sleep here!
Kira: You shut up...
Freedom: Me? hey incase you haven't noticed, I was the uber suit
who let you win all those battles!
Kira: Then what about the battle against Impulse, huh? what
happened there?
Freedom: I picked up your weed, I wasn't at my best...
Kira: How could you smoke my weed?....oooops..
Lacus: Kira, you use drugs?!?!?
Freedom: Not only drugs, he has a STASH!
Lacus: OMG!!!!
Freedom: Yeah, how else do you think he's so invincible?
Kira: WTF, I thought you just said it was because of you I kept
winning!
Freedom: errr...did I say that well...
Kira: Shut up Freedom, remember what happened a year ago?
Freedom: you promised you wouldn't bring that up.
Lacus: what happened?
Kira: last year, I was throwing out the garbage
*flashback*...
........when I threw away the garbage, I turned around the corner
and I saw freedom
Kira: what the hell are doing to that dog?
Freedom: errrrr....you saw nothing....
......*flashback over*
Freedom: You said you wouldn't tell!!!
Kira: Well you were the one banging that dog
Lacus: *screams* shut up, shut up!!!!
Kira:...and did I tell you it was male?
Freedom: You son of a bit-ch!!!
Kira: Well, thing is, theoritically I had to two moms..
Freedom: Fine, you boyfriend of a bitch!
Lacus: What!! Hey!!
Freedom: errr....you brother of a bitch!!
Lacus: Better...I mean no!
Freedom: You -
Kira: Shut up, Freedom would you just shut up?
Freedom: Yeah, tell the robot to shut up, treat me like a 2nd class
citizin
Kira: Anyways so the other day ----
*Destiny & Legend appear with Shinn and Rey*
Kira: What do you want? punks...
Shinn: DIE!!!
Rey: Thats the way!!
Kira: WTF?
Freedom: Man I wish I knew what they were smoking...
Destiny: Freedom you Son of a bitch!!!
Legend: Freedom you.....errr....well FU
Freedom: What the hell are you doing?
*Destiny and Legend pick up Freedom and thrash him around*
Freedom: That was uncalled for!!!! bastards
*Shinn, Rey, Destiny, & Legend leave*
*Ambulance afront of Kira's house*
Lacus: Get well soon, okay Freedom?
Kira: you better...
Freedom: You, son of aaaaaa *goes to sleep*
*Ambulance drives off*
Kira: Well I guess we'll have to head off to Cagalli's
place...
Lacus: Why?
Kira: because, I thought Freedom was...
Lacus: *thinks to herself* damn you're stupid
Kira: well lets go...
Lacus: errrr...Kira, don't you notice its nice and quiet?
Kira: *clueless*
Lacus: we're alone, just the two of us....
Kira: hmmm...
Lacus: the house is to ourselves?
Kira: damn you're right, its too quiet and dangerous, we better get
going
Lacus: *thinks to herself* dumbass...
*While going to Cagalli's house, Destiny, Legend show up*
Destiny: YOU DIE, Coordinator man!
Kira: WTF...
Legend: You DIE, sexy girl!!
Lacus: *blushes*
*Destiny & Legend take out guns, but suddenly, Strike Freedom
comes!*
S-Freedom: DIE!!! *Destiny & Legend run away*
Kira: Thanks Freedom -
S-Freedom: Its STRIKE Freedom...punk
Kira: Yeah thanks, you saved us....what the hell are doing to that
cat?
S-Freedom: You saw nothing!!!
Lacus: *screams* aaaaaaaahhhh...stop it, stop it, stop it!!!
*After some bizarre events, Kira, Lacus, and Strike Freedom make it
to Cagalli's house*
*Kira knocks on the door, Cagalli opens the door, etc*
Kira: Hey!
Cagalli: Oh wow you're just in time for dinner!
Lacus: You mean dessert
Cagalli: No, dinner...
Lacus: DESSERT!
Cagalli: DINNER!
Athrun: Both of you quiet!!, do you hear that?
Kira: Its coming from upstairs!
*Kira, Athrun, Cagalli, Lacus, and S-Freedom go upstairs*
Kira: OMG, who the hell are you!!
Cagalli: I recognize his face anywhere! even though I haven't seen
him..
*In the empty dark room, its Djibril!!!*
Djibril: Muhahahaha, no can find me here, and you kids better not
talk!!
Kira: Why not?
Djibril: Or I'll kill you while you're all sleeping....hey where's
my cat?
Kira: ....uh oh....
Djibril: OMG, WHAT THE HELL ARE DOING TO MY CAT!!!!??!?!?!?
S-Freedom: You saw nothing!!!
*Djbril dies of a heart attack*
*A few days later*
ZAFT Commander: This is Commander Zee of ze ZAFT Zea Fleet.
Cagalli: What do you want?
ZAFT Commander: We want Djbril, leader of Blue Cozmoz.
Kira: WTF's up with "Z"?
Cagalli: He's dead..
ZAFT Commander: Don't like to uz, or elze we'll attack
Cagalli: I'm telling you he's dead!!!
ZAFT Commander: Final warning!! Or elze!!
Cagalli: For the love of....
ZAFT Commander: Thatz it we're attacking, mobile zuits,
attack!!!
ZAFT MS: Errr...boss...we're tired...we wanna sleeep *yawn*
ZAFT Commander: Whatz wrong with you, I zaid fight, you crazy zit
heads!
ZAFT MS: We're Zit heads now? DO you see a ZIT on me?
ZAFT Commander: No I mean, ZIT head!! the ZIT that comes through
your HOLE.
ZAFT MS: Thats it pal, your DEAD!!!
ZAFT Commander: No!!!! *MS beat him up, ZAFT fleet returns*
Kira: That was.....z-trange...
Lacus: Kira....
Kira: Yeah?
Lacus: Shut up...
Kira: Yes Mam....
Strike Freedom: Thats the way Lacus!
Kira: I swear Freedom, you better not be banging any cats or dogs
when I turn around.
*Kira turns around*
Kira: OMG, what the hell are doing to that....HARO???...
S-Freedom: Okay, its not what it seems!!! It made me do it!
Lacus: *faints*
S-Freedom: I wasn't banging it!!! I swear!!!
