A female reporter was conducting an
interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.
(Reporter) "Mr Brown, do you have any
idea what might be the cause of the Mad Cow Disease?"
(Farmer) "Sure, The bulls have sex with the cow only once a
year."
(Reporter) "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but
what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
(Farmer) "We milk the cows twice a day."
(Reporter) "Interesting, but, what's your point?"
(Farmer) "Lady, the point is this: If I am playing with your
brea_sts twice a day, but having sex with you only once a year,
wouldn't you go mad too?"
