"Life is like a penis. When it gets hard, fuck it."
"...life is just an endless banquet of loss, and each time a new
loss is doled out, you have to move your mental furniture around,
throw things out, and by then there's more loss, and the cycle goes
on and on."
-Douglas Coupland
"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who
think."
-Jean de La Bruyere
