I got this joke from a girlfriend of mine which leaded me
to think of the next one. No offences to any one. As read
on,
This just-married Chinese coupled
decide to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they
held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and
requested the husband to buy condom from the shop nearby.
When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room
with all the lights switched off... While the husband was out, an
Indian thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and
thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the Indian and happily
screwed away.The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep
immediately.
In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop
that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realised that
he had only one 20-sen coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him
one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality that
he wanted.
"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 sen each.
The black condom, average quality, is 20 sen each.
And purple condom, the highest quality, is 25 sen each".
So, the husband chose the black condom as he had only 20 sen with
him.
When he reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a
warning, he jumped onto his wife and started making love. The wife
was surprised that the husband was so energetic after the "first"
session.
A year later, the wife gave birth to a "black" baby boy. When the
baby grows up, he asks the father, "Pa, why am I black and you are
white?"
The father replied, "You are damn lucky already boy......5 sen more
and you would be PURPLE now!!!!!!"
This issue of child mistakenly brought home
was brought up later during my coffee session. We had heard of
child mistakenly brought home by other parents in olden days. This
can be true when DNA and computer were no that advance during that
time. This can be typical as new born child are normally wrapped
and also looked alike in some cases.
Imagined that if a new born chinese child was wrongly brought home
by an loving indian couple. The child was then brought up in an
indian culture while he was mixed in a populated chinese society.
Till date, he may still don't know he was created by his chinese
mother while having sex with his selfish chinese father.
So when he grew up, how do we identify him? Is he a chinese or is
he an indian? I am very much confused, I studied no much. Hopefully
someone can enlighten me.
