Ladies and Gents,
This vapid announcement is to mark the conclusion of my university
education. I have, as of last friday (May 5th 2006), concluded my
final reports, essays, and examinations.
3 years I spent in this godforsaken institute, learning absolutely
nothing but how to lie, cheat, and ingratiate myself with
professors who were arrogant, condescending and absolutely
clueless. Days spent researching esoteric material that noone other
than a few academics would ever show interest. I consider the last
3 years a black hole in my past, and can only be glad that it
served as a stepping stone for bigger and greater deeds in the
future.
With NS, I am now 25 years old. Half my life has been sacrificed on
the altar of higher education so that I can enter the fast track on
the promotion path. I now must look forward to another 25 years of
toil, back-breaking labor and constant competition if I want to
retire with a Manhattan Apt, a trophy wife, and an exclusive club
membership. Then I have a few years to enjoy my reward before I get
Alzheimers, or cancer.
Life is grand don't cha think?
Cheers to one and all.
Just ranting. If you're not amused or find this boring, click the
back button. If you have any comments on what you felt when you
graduated the last leg of your education, please share your
thoughts.
