Originally posted by R3SsH|n:
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FireIce hits 100,000th
post
Popular or not-so popular sgForums moderatress FireIce,better known as FI, has
reached a personal milestone of 100,000th post in sgforums.com.
This milestone came after nearly wasting 7 years of her youth in
sgforums. The self-proclaimed 36 year old and cup size A aunty ,aka
as "The Hottest and Coolest Moderatress in Singapore! ", has made
countless lame and lousy comments on one of Singapore's most
visited forums,inciting many other forumites,thus earning the
nickname of sgForums' resident bitch.
This moderatress had her humble beginnings in 1999 when the
administrator of the forum, Jason,decided to pass the moderating
duties to FI,thus embarking on her long journey to forum
milestone.
Being a bitc and having a charming personality,many of her admirers
has tried to date her,but to no avail. This resident bitch has kept
her real identity under wraps for many years. Only a few older
forumites has seen her. Many said they have seen her lurking in the
waters of Pulau Ubin during the morning and evening peak
hours.
FireIce most potent weapon is the power of the ban button.
Everytime she presses the button, a forumites is sent to eternal
hell of forum-dise. Apparently,each time the ban button is pressed,
FireIce gains a orgasm.I ask, who on earth can withstand the
temptations of a orgasm, thus many forumites has died in her
hands.
Actually, she is not the first forumite on sgForums to have the
100,000th post milestone. Moderator of the ~Nature~
forums, Poon Cho Tang,aka PCT, has already achieve this milestone
and it remaings to be seen whether the record will ever be
broken.
Nevertheless, in this proud moment of her life, and i guess only
achievement so far, FireIce pledges to continue moderating sgForums
and terrorising fellow innocent forumites.
Editor:We will bring reactions from FI as soon as we have a word
with her.
Straitstime online reporter,R3ssh|n with the additional
reports...
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