A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But
the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother jumped to
her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the
children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The
man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his
side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose
from the chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into
a
vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me
or to the machine?"
Don't laugh, the man won.
