Dear Mr
i-really-cannot-tahan-coloured-bras-but-not-we-talking-crap-already.
My men feedback to me you had a nice stay and a cordial dialog at the New Pheonix
Park.
I am confident that they took special care of you during your stay
at The Room in New Pheonix
Park.
I am glad that your questions have been answered so well that you
readily told my men you got no more questions to ask in
future.
However, I regret that you had to leave New Pheonix Park with
bruises all over your body, I will personally look into this so
that future guests to New
Pheonix Park will not slip &
fall as bad as you experienced.
Also, you might notice a black square under your skin around your
wrists when you wake up this morning. Please do not be mistaken, it
looks like a microchip to you but it is actually a medicated patch
so you heal from your injuries faster. Take it as compliments from
us. However, I can't be responsible if somehow we are always able
to track you down anywhere in the world.
Maybe it's the Asian culture, but guests to New Pheonix Park always
kindly decline a second invitation. I hope you enjoy your stay
and I do look forward to hosting you again if you got anymore
questions.
Best Regards,
Mr. Runs things around here.
