Parting of the Wall

NewAge SG

Whever i get off the MRT during peak hour there will always be a great wall of china in front of the door. I am unable to get through therefore i enter a staring contest with the old Ah Pek directly in front of me. As he is Ah pek i gave in and say the magic word “please let me through” The magic word was not powerful enough since he shift to the left only a little. Next i try open sesame. If fail miserably. Finally I mumble under my breath KNN and said SIAM LAH and use my rudby skill and force my way out. Nowadays getting out of the MRT during peak hour is like forcing your way through a crack in the wall so sickening. Why cant they let the passengers alight first!!!!!

SexyChin SG

Kick them off lar. As if they are very big sized.

NewAge SG

Lau ah pek leh friend

SexyChin SG

Who cares? These old people think that old age can dominate everything. They are getting out of hand. These old people also take up three seats instead of 1. They think they are very big sized.

NewAge SG

later they break their bone how

SexyChin SG

The ambulance will be close by.

NewAge SG

I lazy to carry him to the ambulance. I dont want him to vomit blood onto my clothes too. Dont like the colour red leh

monkeybusiness SG

i always force my way out
if dey kenna knock by me, its their fault for obstructing the way Laughing

NewAge SG

So rough never give warning like me

SexyChin SG

Aiya, just follow my advise and kick them all. It is their fault not to move into the centre of the train. Laughing

NewAge SG

Next time a will throw a fart bomb out first then they will all siam

ha8n SG

how about great wall of young couples

smooching in front of u n

the girl keeps staring at u , Twisted Evil

[email protected] SG

last time i saw a situation like this, a gal trying to get past a wall of people just yelled "oh god im going to puke!!!"

everyone siam-ed n she got thru Laughing

SexyChin SG

Haha, must learn from the girl. SI FU! Laughing

NewAge SG

haha puke works. How about saying i am going to fart do u think it will work?

^tamago^ SG

then only those behind u will siam..... Laughing

[email protected] SG

won't work. puke is more powerful. Laughing

dork3d SG

Maybe can try don't bath and have this stinking odour, then when the door opens, just move in and you can see that everyone standing in front of the door will automatically siam you cos of your odour. It's like open sesame!

Me tried that every morning cos me always go back office then have a bath before starting work. Mr. Green

^tamago^ SG

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nullifi3d SG

Thats why you must save money and buy a car. Then they won't bother you in the MRT, only on the road jaywalking as if they can reincarnate after kena knock down.