i'll share one funny one....
A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story
hotel with a sign that reads,' For Women Only'. Since they were
without their boyfriends or parents, they decide to go in.
The desk clerk, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
works. 'We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find
what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide,
since each floor has signs telling you what's inside.'
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads,' All
the men here have it short and thin.'
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next
floor.
The sign on the second floor reads,' All the men here have it long
and thin.'
Still, this wasn't good enough, so the friends move up to the third
floor, where the sign reads, 'All the men here have it short and
thick.'
This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still
2 floors left, they move on to the next floor.
On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. 'All the men here have
it long and thick.'
The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that
there is still one floor left. Wondering what they were missing,
they go to the fifth floor, where the sign reads,
'There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it
is impossible to please a woman.'
