Originally posted by the Bear:
well, some guy "raped" a goat and was made to marry the
goat 
why? you're worried coz you did too?
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[b]Sudan man forced to 'marry'
goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to
take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the
animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat
and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese
dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still
together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post
newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February
and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his
goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the
back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the
case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him
pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi
told the newspaper.
(source: BBC News)[/b]
the guy should argue back that he would do it but since dowry is
supposed to be paid to the father, he should take the money and
change into notes and let the father goat eat it. no need to
benefit the farmer 
