Terms and Conditions
1. You shall crap.
2. You shall crap on other people's crap
3. When people crap at you, turn the other cheek. Yes, your ass
cheeks are fine.
4. No soliciting of goods, services or any other business that does
not pertain to crap. Yes that includes marbles.
5. No material suggesting, insinuating or otherwise referring to
sexual matters is allowed. Yes, your unique sausage together with
the baseball glove has to be thrown out.
6. Smokers please, in the designated smoking room. The piss trough
is NOT a room.
7. If in doubt, please contact one of the moderators.