What are the worse thing that could happen during V-Day?

last SG · 2006-02-14T14:41:29+00:00

your date telling you V Day was yesterday!

798 SG

read one of your AA thread... your new lover? Twisted Evil

FireIce SG

as i was struggling out of the cab today, my skirt slipped halfway down my butt and the whole taxi stand Q saw my grandma panty Embarassed

maggot SG

And got fully taped down for sale at pirated VCDs corners Laughing

sohguanh SG

as i was struggling out of the cab today, my skirt slipped halfway down my butt and the whole taxi stand Q saw my grandma panty

U always post say you like to wear g-strings cuz very comfortable so why today different? Izit cuz your da yi ma visiting you this time of the month hence cannot wear very little? Mr. Green

hisoka SG

okzokz new one your gf/bf die followed by your whole family and all your friends Twisted Evil

Maurince SG

Took out her dentures and put into a cup to dip.. Dan walk towards u to ask if u still wanted her to blow ur recorder.. Embarassed

BadzMaro SG

Being beaten up by robbers n robbed unable to rescue ur gf only to be saved by her ex. Mr. Green

Heartzzz SG

Wa..Interesting...Let my mind think of something imaginative... Twisted Evil

u spent months making stars and paperflowers for this girl you really like...Then on this special day u decide to pluck up all courage and give your gifts to the girl....

Then when u finally reach her home at night, instead of giving her a surprise, she gave you one x big 1 surpirise...haha...she was kissing and hugging with a guy at her blk downstairs...then all ur gifts dropped and broke into pieces, just like ur heart....then came thunder n lightning...it began to rain heavily n u walked away....Can something get better than that?? haha

BadzMaro SG

u obviously dunno the pleasures of the gums... Laughing

Maurince SG

I see.. U sure really knoe how to enjoy granny sex.. Weird fetish, neber knew anyone is desirable to granny sex.. Good for u.. Enjoz ur pleasure dan.. Cool Cool

BadzMaro SG

i never said about bonking a granny. I said enjoying the pleasures of teethless gum on your donger. Mr. Green u my friend.. percieve it as a granny. But true.. Japan now into granny blowjobs. Laughing

Maurince SG

Sorie bro, misunderstanding.. didn't knoe there is a granny trend going on..
Thanks for the enlightening.. I still find mi young lolitas dan.. Enjoz.. Laughing

Maurince SG

U feel tired on v-day nite & so u decided tuck in early.. All the sudden u saw ur dream gurl appear naked on ur bed.. Dan u began to kiss, touch, pet dan start ur merry love making..
It was fantastic, u neber feel so satisfied in ur life.. After all the climax u were too tired than went to sleep..

Nxt morning u wake up u are still naked and found ur dog sleeping beside u wif cum on her face.. Sorie bros..
Moral of the story: Wake up lah, U are not living in temptation Island OK..
Haha Laughing

AshedAnna SG

When ur date has one big pi sai on his/her nose and whole nite never see. Twisted Evil

JennTS SG

the worst thing...getting ditched for another girl. Sad

AshedAnna SG

*ouch*

digicharat SG

yes...
the sky is clear with a raining cloud following you wherever you go...
walk pass the road to be nearly hit by the car, causing you to fall into the drain. and got biten by a dog which came out of absolutely no where. and when you reach home, you found you lost your key and wallet and your whole family is out shopping.

Heartzzz SG

haha...jialart sia...But all this physical pain la...Emotional pain hor, take a long long time 2 heal than physical 1 lor..... Laughing

mystiv SG

reservist falls on this day Laughing

gr2012 SG

uhh…ARMAGEDDON? While u are about to make love?

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