Funniest & Silliest things people said to you!?!?

last SG · 2006-01-31T23:17:18+00:00

..... you too yan dao liow, Ah Soh see until blur blur

NeverSayGoodBye SG

..... "Sorry, we run out of beer".... told by a pub manager, and it was only 11pm?!!. He just want us to order the more expensive one that came in a bottle. 1 mug $6, one bottle $8 Surprised

..... "You need to replace the whole computer, it's beyond repaired".... A pc repair man told me after he could not solved the problem. Later i brought it to another repairman, he rectified it within 30 minutes. My pc is only 2years old .

..... "Flowers not opened today!!" ..... I called to enquire about ordering some flowers. If the shop is not open, why got people anwsered the phone leh? Surprised

Very Happy Laughing

sinicker SG

the new Toyota Vios got a lot of GA-GEK - my instructor at cdc said that. he meant gadgets. we were talking abt what cars are affordable yet complete.

Darkness_hacker99 SG

Don't Worry, There's no sugar. Smile

laurence82 SG

We dont blow people up - when pointed out that he or she is an extremist. Since when extremism just mean terrorism only?

darknessfall SG

Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

..... "Flowers not opened today!!" ..... I called to enquire about ordering some flowers. If the shop is not open, why got people anwsered the phone leh? Surprised

Very Happy Laughing [/b]

what the person meant, was the flowers not bloomed yet..haha..

huiz SG

Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:
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..... [b]"Flowers not opened today!!" ..... I called to enquire about ordering some flowers. If the shop is not open, why got people anwsered the phone leh? Surprised

Very Happy Laughing [/b]

"Flowers" is the name of the shop?

NeverSayGoodBye SG

..... I take it as the shop is closed today Laughing

NeverSayGoodBye SG

..... No it's not Very Happy

ShrodingersCat SG

Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:
..... [b]"Sorry, we run out of beer".... told by a pub manager, and it was only 11pm?!!. He just want us to order the more expensive one that came in a bottle. 1 mug $6, one bottle $8 Surprised
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Actually he didnt run out of beer then, he only ran out of the brand you wanted right?

I kenna no more hot tea at 8 pm when I went to this chinese restaurant for dinner. how can no hot tea leh... chinese restaurant.....

NeverSayGoodBye SG

..... He said those beer from the taps got no more ( how can a pub run out of beer at 11pm on a busy friday night ) ? He wanted us to order the more expensive drinks, more profit. Surprised

the Bear SG

this, i find the silliest...

"Oh.. you're here."

then where? no, i'm not here.. i'm over there? no.. i'm my evil twin?

redstone SG

Me, calling someone's hp from my house phone:

"Hello, where are you?"

"Uh, in my house"

Laughing

Hp got Caller ID...

the Bear SG

well, they may not look at the caller ID..

but when someone calls me at home, "are you at home?"

uhh.. no.. i ripped out the phone and am carrying it with me in my car..

SingaporeMacross SG

the most common one:

Me: (opens house door and comes in)
Mother: Come home already ah?

the Bear SG

say what i say...

no.. i'm the demon azarathoth who has taken over the body of your son...

Honeybunz SG

(while I’m having my meal) : You eating ah?

SingaporeMacross SG

lol....

Unidentified SG

When i get someone to help me take something

Reply : Now ar ?

I just feel like shoting back 'if not then when ? tonite ?'

sherling22 SG

my fren and i were sitting in a garden, then it started to rain.

she said: how come got people spray water on us huh?

i fainted.

so_what SG

Where did u go to Korea for holiday - North of south? When i heard tis qn,i felt lik laughing but cnt, wahahaha Mr. Green