Funniest & Silliest things people said to you!?!?

last SG · 2006-01-31T23:17:18+00:00

..... you too yan dao liow, Ah Soh see until blur blur

the Bear SG

well, you coulda gone to the DMZ Laughing

Illegal Operation SG

He said...

"Yesterday's future is today!"

sinicker SG

i also kena this! HAHA! Laughing

Agenda SG

In australia got one notice, it says "watch out for the sharp corners of this notice" or something like that

Shocked Shocked Shocked

Why the notice even there in the first place? Read in TNP, in a state there is a law that you cannot discriminate against a fireman who can't ride a bicycle

one even better, my friend call me on my house phone then got music in the background.. he asked "are you at music junction?" Rolling Eyes

redstone SG

Last time I work in supermarket.... long time ago.....

Supermarket is 2 floors. I'm on first floor.

Auntie: Where's the detergent section?

Me: Go to the corner (pointing), take the travellator up. It's on your right

Auntie: Where's the rice?

Me: At the corner (pointing)

Auntie: Second floor?

Me: First floor

Auntie: How do I get to the first floor?

Rolling Eyes
Laughing

sinnersotong SG

nice telescope Very Happy

lasboriquas SG

i had a haircut on sunday n went back to work on monday..colleagues saw me n ask..

colleague:hey,u cut hair ar?

i replied in a sarcastic way...

myself:erm...no lar,its autumn..its shedding season..

[email protected] SG

the daemon sultan. Twisted Evil

FireIce SG

this gotta be the insultingly silly comment i have ever heard....

from a guy i know at a fren's party
as we shake hands....
"hello.....u look like a japanese porn actress"....

martin_lim85 SG

erm...... someone took a UHU stick glue from me and ask me how to use it. Laughing

irage SG

Well you can visit North Korea at the Chinese border, if you are not aware. Laughing

[email protected] SG

u don't want to know what that guy's hand has touched. Laughing

Pitot SG

Laughing

sinnersotong SG

happy right? Very Happy

d3sT1nY SG

Calling someone's handphone and ask:"hello.. is *owner of the hp* at home?" Confused

FireIce SG

wah.....then i shall avoid shaking every guy's hand liao

i think i know where they all have been!

[email protected] SG

i think thats quite true. *shiver*

ShutterBug SG

Following was dialogue I had with a petrol station when I went there to refuel and wash my car:

Attendant: Hi, goodmorning sir!
Me: Morning....

I just got out of my car and proceeded to refuel my car.
Attendant: Sir, can I pump for you?
Me: Err... no thanks..

Then when I finished refuelling, I drove over to the car wash, washed my car and proceeded to the drying and vacuum section.
Attendant: Ok, sir you just sit down here, relax, I suck for you.
Me: ERrrrr...? ok....

coffeeortea SG

like you said, busy friday night. how can it not run out of beer?

coffeeortea SG

he/she can be using handphone at orchard road what..

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