Going into the army!!
I thought you cannot get some privacy with your gf.
Don't worry lah, army fatigues are of thick material, they will
protect you against the lalang, and thorns. You only have to
protect your exposed hand, face and neck against mosquitoes. The
army provides you with insect repellant.
Anyway if you are seriously allergic to the jungle, you can be
excused, and be the company's lobo = Lazy Old Bastard.