oops... paisay... how about this???
A man walks into a coffee house and asks the waitress, "Isn't that
Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The waitress says, "Yep,
that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real
honour! What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're
planning WW III ". And the guy says, "Really? What's going to
happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis
this time and one blonde with big boobs"... The guy exclaimed, "A
blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?" Bush
turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See? I told
you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know
where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you
know where)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... That's no reason to call him
a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
