A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m.
When he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece
of paper in his hand "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very
sensitive and important
document,and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,
inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent,
excellent!"said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the
machine. "I just need one copy."
Lesson learnt: Never, never assume that your BOSS knows
everything.
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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the
way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What
kind of -ese are you?
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what
you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, then yell, "What kind of -ese
are
you? Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese,etc......"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked
what kind of '-key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of
'-key' am I
The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee?"
Lesson : Never insult anyone.
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There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a
French,
who found this small genie bottle. 4 guys had released him out of
the bottle, he said
"Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of
you
a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you
want the pool of water to become, then your wish come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool,jumped and
shouted "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of
wine.
The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the
pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted,"VODKA" and
immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when
suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and
shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."
Lesson: Think twice before you say something, because
sometimes accidents do happen.
