Originally posted by ^tamago^:
The year 2005 was the year after 2003, and is widely
regarded as a bad idea. The legislation was created in the year 666
by the congress, with considerable backing from the president at
the time Satan. Scholars looking back on this have hypothesized
that he was not, in fact, acting in the best interests of the
United States of Cheese.
2005: State of the Union address delivered by new Japanese Overlord
Reggie Fils-Aime after the Nintendo Revolution saw the overthrow of
the Bush Administration.
2005: Ozzy Osbourne born
2005 will be the year your mate will throw Diet Coke with lime at
you
2005 will be the year that both Bill Clinton and George W. Bush are
proven as the Antichrists.
2005 is the date of the last known event in the fictional Wikipedia
universe, thus making it that universe's "present".
2005 is the year that comes 94026 years before 96031
2005 is said to be the year when refrigerators grow legs and walk
out of houses.
2005 is also a number which was rejected by mathematics as being
too large to count up to, yet too small to describe money.
2005 is the year that you realised "I AM OLD!!!"
2005 is a great way to pick up chicks.
2005 was the year the pope finally boarded the mothership and
headed back to planet melmac.
2005 was the year McDonald's decided drive-thru ordering could be
outsourced to China.
2005 was the time Toby Keith realized he was God.
2005 was the year IBM bought the 4th grade and renamed it "The
Rubin Social Experiment"
2005 was the year Uncyclopedia outgrew Microsoft... in terms of the
height of their average employee.
2005 was the year zippers decided to unite and walk off the job in
solidarity, buttons were miffed.
2005 was the year that the magical wisdom of krun was decided to be
extra tasty.
2005 was the year French Toast lead a revolution against the ever
oppressive Maple Syrup.
2005 was the year Ninja Chickens invaded China.
2005 was the year Robotjesus started selling Christianity to
computers.
2005 was the year physicists working on the Theory of everything
discovered Egotrons which were found in dark matter
particles.
2005 was the year Jimmie Johnson won his 47th consecutive Coca-Cola
600 victory.
2005 was the year Michael Jackson's Shamone: the Musical is
released.
2005 was the year NASA and Google Expand gmail all over the world
infecting everybody .
2005 was the year NARM was created.
2005 was the year when Tupac was resurrected and released his album
Straight Outta Death.
2005 was the year the Ha ha Quaker arrived from the demon-infested
planet of Mars in order to spread peace, love and extremely sturdy
dental wear to the unhappy people of the internets.
2005 was the year predicted to make Pop Tarts cooler then Toaster
Strudels once again!
2005 was the year in which Charles Hirschhorn was overthrown as
leader of G4 forces, giving TechTV the upper hand in the G4-TechTV
War.
2005 was the year that the treacherous Decepticons conquered the
Autobots' home planet of Cybertron. But, from two of Cybertron's
moons, the Autobots prepare to retake their planet.
2005 was the year two drunken Estonians invented the nickname
Bluaghalach, thus dooming a generation of Eastern European
children.
2005 is the year you are living in right now.
[b]You know you are living in 2005
When:-
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You have not played solitaire with real cards for years.
3. You have 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they do not have an e-mail address.
6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the
phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home and you accidentally dial "9" to
get an outside line.
8. You have sat at the same desk for four years and worked for
three different companies.
10. You learnt about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss does not have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your driveway and use your cell phone to see if
any one is at home.
13. Every commercial on TV has a website at the bottom the
screen.
14. Leaving the house without your mobile phone (Which you didn't
have the first 20, 30 or 60 years of your life) is now a cause for
panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.
16. You get up in the morning and go on line in order to get your
coffee.
17. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 
18. You are reading this, nodding, and laughing.
19. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this message.
20. You are too busy to notice that there is no number 9 on this
list.
21. You actually looked at the list to confirm there is no number
9.[/b]
ehhhh relac lah... Can you dun be so chim or not? 
