American coming to Singapore

last SG · 2005-12-14T17:32:48+00:00

This confirmed we have idiots in S'pore too.

ceecookie SG

be sure to watch the live nude show Crazy Horse Cabinet

and yea i been to CA in 96...like the place

launtpc SG

Shun Off = get lost
F*** Off = get lost

Therefore lay off = get lost

Laughing

Marco_Simone SG

It gets really bad especially during "summer".Sometimes you can walk 20 metres in the shade and yet sweat....

Anyway,I think since you are from CA,you won't have that much of a problem compared to Northern Europeans.

Very Happy

Mospeada SG

yes, i agree with u

Simon Dean SG

Those Americans who say you will get caned are just stupid people who have not even come here before, many expatriates praise our country on certain points(not trying to boast)

Hydro SG

Stay away from drugs; we just hang an Australian recently.

Do not vandalize, we caned an American quiet a few years ago.

To merge well with the locals, try wearing something with Hello Kitty. Singaporeans are crazy about the kitten without mouth.

When you see any Singh, try your best to remember the color of the Turban. You never know who are going to pull your ear and ask you to guess what the color is.

Sarong Party Girls will be the friendliest people you will ever meet in your entire life. They wear Sarong, they Party and they are Girls, what more can you ask for?

When you encounter any accidents, take down the number plate for buying 4 Digits.

When you see any long queue, join in fast because it must be something worth while.

Girls here wear lesser clothes due to hot weather, some of them improve your appetite while other are not.

Our Chickens and Eggs are Brown instead of White.

Our Football is Soccer instead of Rugby.

Mr. Green

SMAPLionHeart SG

im surprised many people didn't detect him as a clone Twisted Evil

depressed SG

Ok Singapore is a fine city for foreigners but a F U C K ing bad place for its own citizens. Enjoy your stay here as i am sure Singapore has stuff to offer that differs from what you americans have. Its not a really big city if you compare it by american cities, more choices of food instead of visiting subways and get used to the weather. Oh one more thing if you plan to have children here, especially a son, please don’t get your son a citizenship here unless you want your son to condemn you for life. I don’ think you will want your son to end up as a slave as they r going to be conscripted for 2 yrs when they reach 18, and bullying during conscription is common. I will leave you to figure out for more info. Even if you have a daughter with the tough laws and harsh living environment without welfare you might ask for her opinion if she wants to stay here.

vito_corleone SG

hia..another clone.... Laughing

Archie_boy SG

If you follow the principles of "If you are in Rome, do as the Romans do." you are perfectly safe.

Security in S'pore is one where others envy. You could stay out late and still feel damn safe.

Welcome! Cool

depressed SG

you follow the principles of "If you are in Rome, do as the Romans do." you are perfectly safe.

Security in S'pore is one where others envy. You could stay out late and still feel damn safe.

Welcome!

Thats not entirely true Razz . There are murders,rape murders like the bukit batok rape + murder, robberies happening at night, not to mention ST might blackout some of those news.

ndmmxiaomayi SG

Drink lots of water. You will be sweating a lot.

We do wear shorts most of the time, unless we are in the office. That one no choice, in a country like Singapore, go out and talk business still have to wear long sleeves, long pants and ties some more.

What some Singaporeans do for fun --> find supper to eat. They go around Singapore, to find the best food.

jasonkadams SG

I just wanted to thank you guys real quick for all the excellent information, IM sooo excited now! Im sure ill have tons mor questions but ive gotta get back to studying to finish up some schooling!

Just wanted to say thanks!

jasonkadams SG

Real quick, while im still thinking about it? How is ntu, how is the schooling their, is the competition fierced? What about the actual school facilities, anyone been there that know?

Also, i was wondering what else is cheap buys in singapore besides electronics, how is travel?

Im excited to be immersed in singapore, singaporeans seem so friendly..

oh and whats a SPG ?

charlize SG

OMG, for once I agree with you.

Once in a while, we will have an American or British or Aussie posting that he is coming to Singapore and asks about what is good about the culture / food / girls and such.

And the rest takes the bait.

Again. Laughing

LazerLordz SG

give that man a break la. Rolling Eyes

Zooish SG

You sure you from USA? Cos i sure as hell have never heard any American use this word before. Laughing Rolling Eyes

jasonkadams SG

God you guys are freaking awesome, this is the best information i've gotten since I started my research.

P.S. Yes I am from america, I was born in San Diego, California, lived here for most of my life except for a stint in Japan ( Navy father ). I even have the californian/ surfer accent. (TOTALLY BRAH)

I'm not sure what you guys mean by clone, or if you think im for some reason faking that Im American ? Is it hard to believe that an american would want to go to singapore or am I missing something?

If it means that much to you guys, id be happy to prove I live in America lol.

>>> Just a random thought, is there anything cool in America that you guys dont have that I should bring? Maybe as gifts, or just something i'll miss. I hate sounding like a dumb-ass tourist, but hey, this is the best resource ive found yet!

targa3 SG

omfg. don't come to singapore. It's probably the worse place you could end up. You see, the people here are stupid. Example? Sgforums. Not to mention people here are generally boring and would rather break their legs then break the law. That's how crappy things are. Did i mention the chicks here guard their virgnity like Communist China.

I hope i made things pretty clear.

so to summarize things, Soviet Russia > Singapore.

coffeeortea SG

awesome stuff dude, im in georgia now, and i might be going to meet a friend up at san francisco some time. happy 3 day non-stop driving for me =)

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