A Pseudo-Hermaphrodite behind the Wheel

Tianxiawudi SG

In the raining morning on or about September 10, 2009 at about 10:00 hour or so, I was driving to work with my wife when this freakish incident happened.

I entered BKE from Bukit Panjang. As I switched from lane 3 to lane 2, a piece of light blue metal squeezed itself between my vehicle and a gold-colored Cefiro travelling on lane 1. I released my accelerator and allowed it to overtake me; and what I got was a center finger.

Shortly thereafter, that freak switched to lane 3 and my car came travelling side-by-side with his piece of light blue metal. Wow! That freak was somehow emboldened and repeatedly pointed his center finger at us. He even wound down his window and stretched out his right hand to ensure we see his gesture.

I was aroused, honestly, even though I am not gay. I have not seen anyone with that amount of “testosterone” for many years. By then, we were turning into PIE. I honked him and switched-on my hazard light as I pulled over on the road shoulder. I yearned to see how hard and long his center finger was. Unfortunately and much to my dismay, that freak was perhaps suddenly reminded that the very much needed organ was missing in his crotch. In lieu of pulling over, he recklessly cut across two lanes and scurried off, causing a series of braking and honking from approaching traffic.

I am not sure if my encounter with such a pseudo-hermaphrodite and possibly also a sufferer of conversion hysteria behind the wheel of SGMxxxx# is case unique or is these elements common phenomena on the road? I fully understand the importance of self-perception as the desired self intrinsically serves a primary motivating factor to an individual. However, self-efficacy has to be objective otherwise it will only lead to self-discrepancy. If a pseudo-hermaphrodite with testicular feminization syndrome (like the one I encounter) desires the “supermale” chromosome will pathetically only ends up realizing the brutal truth of self-discrimination between actual self and desired self. It would be more self-gratifying if he just keeps his hands and fingers on the wheel.

carbikebus SG

Another prick on the road..

sinicker SG

Vehicle No. : SGMxxxx# Vehicle Type : P10 - Passenger Motor Car Vehicle Attachment 1 : With Sun Roof Vehicle Scheme : Normal Vehicle Make : NISSAN Vehicle Model : LATIO 1.5LHB

Sg99me SG

In the raining morning on or about September 10, 2009 at about 10:00 hour or so, I was driving to work with my wife when this freakish incident happened.

Agree. For some reason, there are so many of these suckers on the road.

it appears that such pple have their ego glued to the wheels...and it's only behind the wheels that their inferiority complex transforms into a self-peceived supremacy, an inflated ego that derives self-gratification at every single opportunity at tramping on others.

Tianxiawudi SG

originally posted by Sg99me

Agree. For some reason, there are so many of these suckers on the road.

Yeah, maybe the confinement within his light blue metal provided him a fictitious boost to his want of self-gratification. However, I would not accord him Adler’s term of superiority complex, no, not even deprecation complex, because these terms connote a degree of masculinity per se that this pseudo-harmaphrodite pathetically lacks. His biological deficiency deprives him even of Freud’s phallic stage leave alone to comprehend what it takes to move from a felt-minus to a felt-plus.

HyperionDCZ SG

originally posted by Sg99me

im sorry mate but the only thing that sounds more ridiculous than someone who struggles linguistically is someone who resorts to pop-psych grandiloquence and epic fails =D

and oh no what an ungracious road user!

Tianxiawudi SG

Originally posted by HyperionDCZ

im sorry mate but the only thing that sounds more ridiculous than someone who struggles linguistically is someone who resorts to pop-psych grandiloquence and epic fails =D

and oh no what an ungracious road user!

My apology, dude, if my language causes you any pain as it is never my intention to impress through common descriptive terms. Are you suggesting that I replace those terms with more “affective” definitions, say, “ball-less” or a “pussy” for a pseudo-hermaphrodite suffering from testicular feminization syndrome and “prick-less” or no “LC” for one who does not even have the honor to experience the perceived fear of castration in Freud’s phallic stage because he lacks the primary organ

Whichever way, I will equally be “struggling linguistically” to depict my experience at the mercy of potential respondents. Hope you will bear with me or anyone coming in to speak the same language.

HyperionDCZ SG

Originally posted by HyperionDCZ

"common descriptive terms" - Seriously? ego aside. Seriously?

And how in the world does emasculating the driver aid your description of an inconvenience while driving? According to you, an entire paragraph aimed at his sexual identity is apparently crucial to "depicting your experience" without which you will be struggling linguistically.

Imagine if someone, who instead of saying "what the fuck!" goes "what the fornicating copulating engaging in coition which is the basic tenet of human reproduction tied inextricably to charles darwin's theory on natural selection!" Sounds ridiculous yes?

Not to start some e-quarrel, but I like to help people express themselves better. (and some of your beloved psych terms are incorrectly used)

Tianxiawudi SG

Originally posted by HyperionDCZ

"common descriptive terms" - Seriously? ego aside. Seriously?

Not to start some e-quarrel, but I like to help people express themselves better. (and some of your beloved psych terms are incorrectly used)

I bet you will be seriously uncomfortable, if I were to say “yes” to you first question. What do you think is the underlying cause to point a center finger repeatedly at someone and thence elude consequences arising thereof?

Ha..ha..ha! Is your intention really the expression about the art of fornication by when you happen to say “WTF”? Maybe, I do not know.

Anyway, thanks, friend. It is kind and generous of you to be willing to impart your art of expression. Unfortunately, I regret to say that it just does not suit me. I still prefer to describe someone’s mouth bleeds every 28 days rather than simply calling him “CB” mouth or something to that effect.

If that is struggling linguistically, on, please, let me do so.