ShrodingersCat SG ahem.... a long time ago my uni used to give condoms out for free.. we tot it was a great gag gift to give friends so I kept them in my bag which i forgot all abt it until my mom was looking for a bag.. and found.. my .. stash.. of condoms... and was APPALLED.. she was asking me WHY WHY ARE THESE IN UR BAG!! WHY!!!!!
starblue SG in my school bag, which lies so innocently forlorn at the corner of my room, publicly seen. they'll never suspect that.
ShutterBug SG Hiding things from humans, is easy - don't hide it. This doesn't mean leaving it in plain view; put it somewhere so common no one will ever think of it. People are like this: the more in front if them things are, the more unlikely they will see it.