RETARDED_MORON SG I was minding my own business, then came this crazy, suicidal roach of a bug into my room. I observed it for several seconds, before it started to take off and hover above me in a random, haphazard motion (like gas particles), annoying me to no end till I finally could not take it anymore. I picked up my ass-kicking gear, played the Numa Numa song by Jocie Guo Mei Mei to psyche myself up, then proceeded to kick ass. The result? Stupid bug dying of asphyxiation all thanks to yours truly. Dumb ass What should I do with him now?
sohguanh SG More than 10 hours elapsed and IT IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING. If I'm not wrong, cockroach is the dinosaur era passed down surviving descendents so go figure their survival instinct and endurability
ditzy SG Cockroaches have been around way before the dinosaurs have. If dinosaurs died and they didn't, it must be something right? They can live for 9 days without their heads. So what makes you think you can suffocate it? You think it has lungs the size of ours? I think it'll die from laughing at you thinking it'll die from loss of breath first.
sohguanh SG YOur house the parquet floor is in a real bad shape.... Which is why when I renovate my house I opt for homogeneous tiles instead. Marble would be better but very expensive and ceramic tiles look not so high class so relegate it to be the flooring for kitchen and yard
RETARDED_MORON SG I will make sure I have the last laugh. These roaches think they can fool with me, trying to be funny all the time. Anyway, 11 hours elapsed... and its antannae are still moving!
Croaking_Toad SG You put bottle over the roach doesn't mean it will be asphyxiated. Do the right thing la
seow SG Put in bottle. Put on cap, open a hole in the cap and stick the opening to nozzle of baygon, spray. Presto, your own gas chamber.
ppinkpponk SG slide a piece of paper underneath the inverted bottle, turn bottle upright, cap the bottle. Put bottle on your shelf. Wait for xiao qiang to die. Report back here when xiao qiang finally dies.
XsIcSiCsIcX SG dun be a sadist and just release the poor guy outside your home where it cant get back
Croaking_Toad SG Why don't you do dissection on the roach and name all the major organs... just like science class.
