Best Actor: SMAPLionHeart
Best Actress: SMAPLionHeart
Best Supporting Actor: SMAPLionHeart
Best Supporting Actress: SMAPLionHeart
As you can see, SMAPLionHeart bags all acting
awards. He is, handsdown, the master, when it comes to speaking to
himself (aka clones). On a side note, Rahmania and
his fellow followers were nominated as well however it seem to me
that the juries are nasty racist people.
Comedy Direction: SibeiSuayKia . Other nominees
are Chua Tian Xiang, Sylvia Cai Jia Ying, The Hobbit and
Donald Trump.
Best Foreign Language Film: Eric Shang
Best Song: AR Rahman
Best Story: Loganathan's and his son's sexual
encounter.
Unique and Artistic Production: Bar's Forum for
all its priceless stupidity.
Writing Original Screenplay: Tan Ah Kau and his
silly dogs.
Visual Effects: Borntolive and his colorful
contribution of graphic images.
Live Action Short Film: C.unt_Warrior for his
loyal participation in shoutbox. He is seemingly on air all the
time.
Best Art Direction (Set Decoration):
sexiest_stud_in_the_world for staging
controversial and poo-smelling threads.
Best Dance Direction: Banana Dance
Academy Juvenile Award: Eric Shang
Academy Honorary Award: Mark Teo for his overall
trivial polls.
Academy Special Achievement Award: Fireice for her
ability to sit in front of computer 24/7 and 365 days
Overall Winner: SMAPLionHeart since there is a
probablity that half of the above winners are actually his
clones.
