1. I will be ruling Singapore. Call me SM Cunt (Super
Minister)
2. You all will be serving me and licking my posterior.
3. I will be as popular as Jesus Christ.
4. My ruling party will be termed Psychic Action Party. We predict
vote results even before we hand out ballot boxes.
5. In times of National Crisis, we carry out a junta-style
cleansing of opposition parties.
