1. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is
exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you
should get off your ass and find something better
2. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the
rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
housework, you're a pansy
3. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you
don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
4. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If
you keep quiet, it's male indifference
5. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive
bastard
6. If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's
self-defense
7. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a
chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a
liberated woman
8. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a
pervert. If you don't, you're gay
9. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't,
you're a slob.
10.If you want it too often, you're over sexed. If you don't, there
must be someone else.
